Thursday, September 03, 2009

Scots to turn back clock on "Demon Booze".

Last week I spent an enjoyable few days in Edinburgh at the fringe. While queuing in shops I saw legal notices concerning new restrictions on alcohol advertising, product placement and the banning of vouchers for cheap booze (even CAMRA vouchers are now a “no-go”).

The Scottish Executive have also announced plans to consider increasing the unit price of alcohol and even restricting under 21’s from buying booze.

How things change? Scotland now seems to be taking a lead in reintroducing restrictions on alcohol. Talk about reinventing the wheel? Things seem very different away from the Edinburgh I knew in the mid 1980’s.

Coming fresh from an English and Wales booze licensing prospective - I was astonished at the liberal Scottish Licensing laws. Pubs open all day, every day. I even had a part time job in a dodgy nightclub in Rose Street (run by a well-known local gangster). We used to close the club for 4am then go off ourselves to another licensed club that opened until 6am.

Maybe licensing laws are like economic cycles? The freedom to booze 24/7 that first started in Scotland and later adopted in England and Wales will now start to be reversed in the land of its birth.

There is a long way to go. Mrs Grayee was until very recently on one of her “no booze” health kicks. In our first Edinburgh restaurant we went for a meal and the waiter was visibly shocked and confused that she did not want a drink. The following night in another restaurant my order for one glass of red wine for me was automatically turned into two glasses for the both of us. While in a cosmopolitan pub in Newington, my enquiry about the possibility of buying a non-alcoholic drink was greeted with a broad grin from the barmaid who proudly announced that they did once have some Kalibar in stock but it had all gone out of date!

We went to see the popular fringe event the “Credit Crunch Cabaret” show with Frank Skinner in the Assembly Rooms. The well known teetotaller Frank was doing his job as compere by abusing folk who were coming into the theatre late - one of whom who was obviously “worse for wear” turned round and offered Frank a drink of beer from his glass. Frank reminded him that he was a recovering alcoholic and should not really be offered a drink. The drunk did not seem that bothered by Frank’s response and even seemed a little pleased that he could keep all his drink to himself.

If any non-Scots are feeling too smug, I suggest they go to any British Wetherspoon pub for a cooked breakfast at 9am on a Saturday morning and see how many people there are not eating but drinking their first pint of beer of the day.

(Picture is from a previous campaign to try to persuade people not to drink - which was for some reason unsuccessful)

3 comments:

Nykii said...

Lol. You talk like Scotland is the only country which has alcoholics - believe me, I've never had any problems ordering a coke with my meal in an Edinburgh pub - or a cup of tea in a Rose Street pub come to think of it!

However, thats a by the by ,personally, I believe the Executives new laws are ridiculously draconian and a bit like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted. It's a typical knee jerk reaction to a deep rooted problem.

Let's be serious, heroin is illegal in Scotland. Nuff said. I could add 'prohibition', but I'll resist.

Anonymous said...

Of course one organisation that helped establish the communist Party in 1920 was a alcohol Prohibition organisation based in Scotland

Sure that was popular with the comrades

John Gray said...

Hi Nykii
Very true – I did suggest that people check out English pubs on Saturday mornings to find out about home grown “alcoholics” (or maybe we should all look in a mirror). Drinking coke all night (or a cuppa tea) is not much fun so there needs to be stuff like non-alcoholic beer and wine for non drinkers.
I think we need to look again at unrestricted licensing laws. Yes, prohibition (drugs or alcohol) does not work but if Heroin was decriminalised you would still not expect it to be sold behind the counter in a corner sweet shop.

Hi Anon
I suspect that it was poplar at the time. The temperance movement was in its time very widely supported. I was not aware that the CP was in favour but it would make sense.